DEA Official Announces Successful Drug Bust On Son’s Room
DEA Official Stephen Lovejoy says Matt Lovejoy was found in possession of 1/8th ounce of marijuana and a glass pipe in defiance of the law and his Mother.
DEA Official Stephen Lovejoy says Matt Lovejoy was found in possession of 1/8th ounce of marijuana and a glass pipe in defiance of the law and his Mother.
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April 22nd, 2010 at 12:29 am
@AgonyPhase
Don’t sweat it, Bro! My style often throws people off because many times I put things in a extremely serious, sarcastic way. Its the kind of thing for which “you have to be there” cuz it works much better when spoken audibly
April 22nd, 2010 at 12:59 am
Just 2 more things, you need to capitalize your name, “Retard”
Also, you’re not mine… thats without a doubt. Don’t start getting any retarded ideas like that.
Remember… you’re your Daddies Retarded problem. I’ve never made “Syndromatically Downed Mutational Offspring”! You’re nearly a “Backwards-Ass System of a Down Multinational Spin-off”
April 22nd, 2010 at 1:00 am
@386obc
{Do you always correct people for typing without the correct apostrophes or wording?}
No, never! Except for when a great grammatical guru sends me something like; “your a fucking retard”. Then I feel pity for him because he’s retarded and I try to help as much as possible by making him aware of that he’s not supposed to put an “a” within his farewell signature. But rather, its supposed to read as such;
“your fucking Retard”
April 22nd, 2010 at 1:49 am
@Chuichupachichi ahaha nice english lesson for me, but I was using i guess “internet slang” hell i could have even said “ur”. Do you always correct people for typing without the correct apostrophes or wording? get fucked faggot
April 22nd, 2010 at 2:25 am
Right on!
April 22nd, 2010 at 2:47 am
little candies!!!! xD
April 22nd, 2010 at 2:52 am
@AndrewZaccheus This was truly the unfortunate state of almost every history class I attended. Thanks for the compliment. If it’s anything to you, I never comment unless I can tell the person has a head on their shoulders. Figuratively speaking, of course.
April 22nd, 2010 at 3:30 am
lol, talk about tough parenting.
April 22nd, 2010 at 4:26 am
i fell asleep after 30 seconds.
April 22nd, 2010 at 4:37 am
@Chuichupachichi
Wait, you’re not serious? Dammit, and I had my check to you all written out and everything. And trust me, trying to spell that name of yours was no picnic.
Well, time to use that money to invest in collectible commemorative plates instead.
April 22nd, 2010 at 4:47 am
@Chuichupachichi wait im confused… i got the feeling you thought this video was a real clip from the tv
April 22nd, 2010 at 5:07 am
@Sucroseify your getting ripped off then
April 22nd, 2010 at 6:01 am
@jasiothemity
{Are you high?}
What are you… a DEA agent? If so, you have enough of your own, don’t you?
{This is from the Onion. It’s a joke}
“The Onion”? “Joke”? Really? You mean, the military doesn’t truly love America’s “precious, precious gays”?
OMG, I have to do something fast… I mean, I’m not gay or anything… but my boyfriend is, and he just enlisted yesterday… thinking he’ll get the Queenie treatment. OMG
April 22nd, 2010 at 6:30 am
@386obc
{your a fucking retard}
“You’re”… that’s “you’re”… obviously a Deludocrat.
Either that, or Democrap… take “your”… that’s “your”… pick
Have you ever heard of a “Morpholobotomized Mutard”? That is a particular species of exceptionally unintelligent Ape. Instead of having the usual 4 hands they are missing the “floor model” pair. Apparently they’re not required for non arboreal lifestyles… even though 4 handed Gorillas sit their ass on the ground & eat Bamboo all day long
April 22nd, 2010 at 7:13 am
@AgonyPhase
I guess, “incoherently babbling bimbo can actually speak… – “offramp tramp” and “”Tweaker of the Town” aka “Nasty Pillowseek”, weren’t all that funny, huh?
Sorry, I’ll try harder next time!
April 22nd, 2010 at 7:30 am
@sirfascio
No problem Bro, your order will be like that first dollar stapled to the wall, next to the cash register. Yours is the first inkling of the great, “multiple-publishing-runs”, overbearing demand that I’m expecting for this, sure to be, Hollywood extincting, fabulous film
Can you believe all the haters that read my comments & think I’m serious? The funny part is that they call me the “retard”. Perhaps, after a few million Onion videos, they’ll develop a sense of humor
April 22nd, 2010 at 8:15 am
@voteforpigeon they were president of the congress, though. but same difference, i guess.
poor john hanson. wont see him in a history textbook
April 22nd, 2010 at 8:53 am
@Chuichupachichi
I want an autographed copy
April 22nd, 2010 at 8:55 am
Also there was only like 1/16th of an ounce of weed in the bag….
April 22nd, 2010 at 9:10 am
They estimated the street value of 1/8th and a piece to be $45??? Normally the weed alone is $60 for an 1/8th…
April 22nd, 2010 at 9:12 am
@Chuichupachichi you do understand this video is a joke right?
April 22nd, 2010 at 10:11 am
@Chuichupachichi your a fucking retard..
April 22nd, 2010 at 10:46 am
@Chuichupachichi your retarded
April 22nd, 2010 at 11:11 am
HAHAHA FUCKING DEA!!! The world be a better place without those ass eaters charlying up everybody’s operation! This is the most realistic depiction of what they’re able to accomplish! The DEA probably makes more busts like this, than the gigantic multi-kilo seizures they show on TV.
April 22nd, 2010 at 11:26 am
George Washington was actually the 11th president. What do you think happened between 1776 and 1789 (when his term began)? We didn’t just flounder aimlessly for 13 years