DEA Official Announces Successful Drug Bust On Son’s Room


DEA Official Stephen Lovejoy says Matt Lovejoy was found in possession of 1/8th ounce of marijuana and a glass pipe in defiance of the law and his Mother.

25 Responses to “DEA Official Announces Successful Drug Bust On Son’s Room”

  1. Chuichupachichi Says:

    @AgonyPhase

    Don’t sweat it, Bro! My style often throws people off because many times I put things in a extremely serious, sarcastic way. Its the kind of thing for which “you have to be there” cuz it works much better when spoken audibly

  2. Chuichupachichi Says:

    Just 2 more things, you need to capitalize your name, “Retard”
    Also, you’re not mine… thats without a doubt. Don’t start getting any retarded ideas like that.

    Remember… you’re your Daddies Retarded problem. I’ve never made “Syndromatically Downed Mutational Offspring”! You’re nearly a “Backwards-Ass System of a Down Multinational Spin-off”

  3. Chuichupachichi Says:

    @386obc
    {Do you always correct people for typing without the correct apostrophes or wording?}

    No, never! Except for when a great grammatical guru sends me something like; “your a fucking retard”. Then I feel pity for him because he’s retarded and I try to help as much as possible by making him aware of that he’s not supposed to put an “a” within his farewell signature. But rather, its supposed to read as such;
    “your fucking Retard”

  4. 386obc Says:

    @Chuichupachichi ahaha nice english lesson for me, but I was using i guess “internet slang” hell i could have even said “ur”. Do you always correct people for typing without the correct apostrophes or wording? get fucked faggot

  5. Tressco Says:

    Right on!

  6. thefreackingoutdude Says:

    little candies!!!! xD

  7. washburnsh Says:

    @AndrewZaccheus This was truly the unfortunate state of almost every history class I attended. Thanks for the compliment. If it’s anything to you, I never comment unless I can tell the person has a head on their shoulders. Figuratively speaking, of course.

  8. Fandalg Says:

    lol, talk about tough parenting.

  9. cracktober Says:

    i fell asleep after 30 seconds.

  10. sirfascio Says:

    @Chuichupachichi
    Wait, you’re not serious? Dammit, and I had my check to you all written out and everything. And trust me, trying to spell that name of yours was no picnic.

    Well, time to use that money to invest in collectible commemorative plates instead.

  11. AgonyPhase Says:

    @Chuichupachichi wait im confused… i got the feeling you thought this video was a real clip from the tv

  12. deviledeggs736 Says:

    @Sucroseify your getting ripped off then

  13. Chuichupachichi Says:

    @jasiothemity
    {Are you high?}
    What are you… a DEA agent? If so, you have enough of your own, don’t you?

    {This is from the Onion. It’s a joke}
    “The Onion”? “Joke”? Really? You mean, the military doesn’t truly love America’s “precious, precious gays”?

    OMG, I have to do something fast… I mean, I’m not gay or anything… but my boyfriend is, and he just enlisted yesterday… thinking he’ll get the Queenie treatment. OMG

  14. Chuichupachichi Says:

    @386obc
    {your a fucking retard}

    “You’re”… that’s “you’re”… obviously a Deludocrat.
    Either that, or Democrap… take “your”… that’s “your”… pick

    Have you ever heard of a “Morpholobotomized Mutard”? That is a particular species of exceptionally unintelligent Ape. Instead of having the usual 4 hands they are missing the “floor model” pair. Apparently they’re not required for non arboreal lifestyles… even though 4 handed Gorillas sit their ass on the ground & eat Bamboo all day long

  15. Chuichupachichi Says:

    @AgonyPhase

    I guess, “incoherently babbling bimbo can actually speak… – “offramp tramp” and “”Tweaker of the Town” aka “Nasty Pillowseek”, weren’t all that funny, huh?

    Sorry, I’ll try harder next time!

  16. Chuichupachichi Says:

    @sirfascio

    No problem Bro, your order will be like that first dollar stapled to the wall, next to the cash register. Yours is the first inkling of the great, “multiple-publishing-runs”, overbearing demand that I’m expecting for this, sure to be, Hollywood extincting, fabulous film

    Can you believe all the haters that read my comments & think I’m serious? The funny part is that they call me the “retard”. Perhaps, after a few million Onion videos, they’ll develop a sense of humor

  17. sirfascio Says:

    @voteforpigeon they were president of the congress, though. but same difference, i guess.

    poor john hanson. wont see him in a history textbook :(

  18. sirfascio Says:

    @Chuichupachichi

    I want an autographed copy :)

  19. Sucroseify Says:

    Also there was only like 1/16th of an ounce of weed in the bag….

  20. Sucroseify Says:

    They estimated the street value of 1/8th and a piece to be $45??? Normally the weed alone is $60 for an 1/8th…

  21. AgonyPhase Says:

    @Chuichupachichi you do understand this video is a joke right?

  22. 386obc Says:

    @Chuichupachichi your a fucking retard..

  23. 386obc Says:

    @Chuichupachichi your retarded

  24. Blendeture Says:

    HAHAHA FUCKING DEA!!! The world be a better place without those ass eaters charlying up everybody’s operation! This is the most realistic depiction of what they’re able to accomplish! The DEA probably makes more busts like this, than the gigantic multi-kilo seizures they show on TV.

  25. voteforpigeon Says:

    George Washington was actually the 11th president. What do you think happened between 1776 and 1789 (when his term began)? We didn’t just flounder aimlessly for 13 years :-)

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